Punography

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Punography

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter televise is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to see where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

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I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a thespian interpretation about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

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England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped away from of communism lineage because of contemptible Marx.

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I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the crepes.

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Venison benefit of dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington evidently domination's fault.

I utilized to consider I was ambivalent, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.

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