Punography

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Punography

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When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter announce is in this day a veteran veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to witness where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a false bringing off yon puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear to the huffish eyed professor who fallen her function because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you convene a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police experience nothing to set about on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch high!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.

I utilized to deem I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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